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THE SCIENCE OF THE NONSENSE

A group chat.
A lot to unpack.

The patterns behind the punchlines.

May 31 – Sep 9, 2026
Hahas earned

A very serious currency

Messages sent

17 friends in the conversation

Hahas / message

The group chat average

Loves received

A little love goes a long way

THE LONG CONVERSATION

The chat has a rhythm.

MessagesReactions
02.1K4.1KMay: 77 MessagesJun: 3,840 MessagesJul: 3,348 MessagesAug: 3,481 MessagesSep: 647 MessagesMay: 90 ReactionsJun: 4,116 ReactionsJul: 3,502 ReactionsAug: 3,693 ReactionsSep: 454 ReactionsMayJunJulAugSep
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PeriodMessagesReactions
May 1, 20267790
Jun 1, 20263,8404,116
Jul 1, 20263,3483,502
Aug 1, 20263,4813,693
Sep 1, 2026647454
THE REACTION MIX

Mostly here for the laughs.

scored reactions · selected period
Hahas9,70181.8%
Loves1,49012.6%
Emphasized6645.6%

Haha, Love, and Emphasized only. Other tapbacks are unscored.

VOLUME MEETS EFFICIENCY

Big talk. Better punchlines?

0.001.11.4K2.22.9K Chat average 0.85Hahas / message Messages sent Jared Bronstein: 0.52 hahas / message · 2,616 messages Reed Barrett: 0.86 hahas / message · 1,244 messages Alex Alvarez: 1.13 hahas / message · 807 messages Bryce Humphreys: 1.00 hahas / message · 865 messages Logan Humphreys: 1.94 hahas / message · 408 messages Erik Pecev: 1.53 hahas / message · 423 messages Kyle Baker: 1.65 hahas / message · 368 messages Isaac Sanchez: 0.74 hahas / message · 798 messages Michael Power: 0.41 hahas / message · 1,291 messages Nick Demartino: 1.55 hahas / message · 311 messages Joao Pedro Najar: 0.98 hahas / message · 485 messages Abe Sanchez: 0.64 hahas / message · 688 messages Mark J: 0.98 hahas / message · 356 messages Landon Quiñones: 0.94 hahas / message · 202 messages John Fiorenzi: 1.10 hahas / message · 144 messages Brandon Goldwasser: 0.59 hahas / message · 216 messages David Ferguson: 0.55 hahas / message · 171 messages
Each dot is a friend. Higher = more hahas per message. Further right = more messages.

All friends with at least one message. Small samples can produce big rates; hover or focus a dot to check the message count.

SHARE OF THE SPOTLIGHT

Three friends.
A lot of the laughs.

%

Jared, Reed, Alex earned 34.6% of all hahas while sending 41.0% of the messages.

Top three by total hahas. Ties at the cutoff are ordered alphabetically.

Look closer at the matchup
THE FINE PRINT, WITHOUT THE FINE PRINT

Good stats. Reasonable bragging.

What earns a point?

Haha tapbacks and custom 😂 or 🤣 reactions count as hahas. Love and Emphasized are tracked separately. Self-reactions are excluded. Replaced and removed reactions are resolved by the exporter.

A rate, not a hit rate.

Hahas per message divides received hahas by messages sent. Multiple friends can react to one message, so the rate can exceed 1. A zero-message period has no defined rate. Efficiency awards require at least 25 messages.

Timing matters.

Periods count messages sent and reactions added within that window, still active at its end. Reactions can land on older messages. The rate is an activity ratio, not the chance that a new message gets a laugh.

Records can be shared.

Equal scores share a rank and all record holders get credit. “One message” records count the period’s active haha additions to that message. No one gets a secret tiebreaker.

A snapshot of the chat.

History reflects the messages and reaction events retained on the exporting device. It updates when new JSON exports are added, not in real time. Dates are displayed in UTC; calendar buckets follow the exporter’s timezone.

It’s not a personality test.

More messages mean more chances to get a reaction. Tiny samples make rates swing. These are descriptions of chat activity, not a verdict on anyone’s humor, popularity, or friendships.

Latest export: Sep 9, 2026 · Available chat history starts May 31, 2026.