FRIENDLY FIRE, BACKED BY DATA

Let’s settle absolutely nothing.

Two friends. Every angle. Unlimited bragging rights.

May 31 – Sep 9, 2026
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THE LAUGH COUNT

Jared has the edge.

305 more hahas in this period. Reed is #2 overall; Jared is #1.

THE CONTEXT

Same chat. Different volume.

Reed sent 1,244 messages. Jared sent 2,616. Compare the rate alongside totals, especially when message counts differ.

The tale of the tape.

Selected period
ReedJared
1,067Hahas received1,372
0.86Hahas / message0.52
164Loves received236
121Emphasized received76
1,244Messages sent2,616
684Reactions given1,027
11Most hahas on one message9