FRIENDLY FIRE, BACKED BY DATA

Let’s settle absolutely nothing.

Two friends. Every angle. Unlimited bragging rights.

May 31 – Sep 9, 2026
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THE LAUGH COUNT

Jared has the edge.

305 more hahas in this period. Jared is #1 overall; Reed is #2.

THE CONTEXT

Same chat. Different volume.

Jared sent 2,616 messages. Reed sent 1,244. Compare the rate alongside totals, especially when message counts differ.

The tale of the tape.

Selected period
JaredReed
1,372Hahas received1,067
0.52Hahas / message0.86
236Loves received164
76Emphasized received121
2,616Messages sent1,244
1,027Reactions given684
9Most hahas on one message11