FRIENDLY FIRE, BACKED BY DATA

Let’s settle absolutely nothing.

Two friends. Every angle. Unlimited bragging rights.

May 31 – Sep 9, 2026
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THE LAUGH COUNT

Jared has the edge.

458 more hahas in this period. Alex is #3 overall; Jared is #1.

THE CONTEXT

Same chat. Different volume.

Alex sent 807 messages. Jared sent 2,616. Compare the rate alongside totals, especially when message counts differ.

The tale of the tape.

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AlexJared
914Hahas received1,372
1.13Hahas / message0.52
80Loves received236
42Emphasized received76
807Messages sent2,616
862Reactions given1,027
10Most hahas on one message9